TOUR PLUGMEDO

hi.

may i take a moment to impress on you, that as well as taking part in public internet lolz, we also have this band thing going on?

here are some dates of shows that we are playing really soon. we go on tour like, NEXT WEEK OMGEXCITEZ. We've been rehearsing and everything!

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18th april, the hop, wakefield (16+, free show)

19th april, the tunnels, aberdeen (14+)

20th april, nice and sleazy, glasgow (18+)

22nd april, bodega social, nottingham (14+)

23rd apil, mad ferret, preston (18+)

24th april, sno bar, milton keens (18+)

26th april, hare and hounds, birminghasm (18+)

27th april, shipping forecast, liverpool (18+)

28th april, night and day, manchester (18+)

29th april, the underground, stoke (14+)

30th april, grove tavern, wimbledon (stage destroying last ever show at the grove. + 10000 other bands)

1st may, black cap, london (camden crawl show)

3rd may, l'international, paris FRA

4th may, exit, rotterdamn HOL

5th may, schaubude, keil, GER

6th may, sub071, lieden, HOL (tbc)

7th may, le romandie, laussane (part of may days festival), SWI

8th may, HALL, heidleburg, GER

9th may, AZ, aachen, GER

10th may, club007, prauga, CZR,

11th may, asta kniepe, rosenheim, GER

12th may, drunkluft, oberhausen, GER

13th may, rosi's, berlin, GER

14th may, swamp, freiburg, GER

15th may, heimat, regensburg, GER

26th may, norwich arts centre, norwich

27th may, las festival, aberdare

and it'd be nice if you came to one of them. extra euro-incentive, from the 3rd to the 15th may we'll be a four piece; ben is flying from south africa to once again do amazing visual image wizardry and fall over on stage with us. also, from the 8th, we'll be supported by young legionaire. For the uk shows, we should have a really small amount of frisbeeps to sell, as well as a couple of classy new shirt designs:

anyone complaining we're not playing near where you live, SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP. we're taking care in the UK to hit places we've missed for a while, there'll be more european and uk shows later in the year, and, most of, reading them kind of comments pure depresses us. we know you want us to play in yr city. we want to play in yr city. we want to play everywhere. we only turn down shows if they're financially unfeasible, and each one of those WHY NO MY TOWN comments is a moment of time you could have spent writing to yr local promotors who decide such things.

in this vein, i'd like to give a sad wave over the seas to toronto. The lovely folk at NXNE invited us to play this year, and, despite wanting it more than anything ever, we're not in a position to front the costs right now. Next year, we'll hopefully have american distro and less people we owe cashes too, but for now WE ARE SOBBING INSIDE. so thanks to NXNE for being so understanding and good luck with yr stoopid festival. pssssssssh.

going to blates spam all these dates to facebook tomorrow, apologies in advance.