CHRISTMAS NUMBER 1

hello

can we get some kind of award for being the most productive band in the world please.

here is our christmas hit single, we made it literally just now today and you can download it for free. god, it's not like we need money or anything.

santa fucking claus by johnny foreigner

notice yr still shivering, still wearing his coat. but we were lost there.

how deritend was silent under white.

"seven cigarettes and only six matches light" i said "yr so deep, i've drowned"

all the world is static-paused tonight so just come over, we'll have a slow christmas.

shed our bitter autumn at the door, don't think it over, we'll have a slow christmas.

a slow christmas.

wait outside yr new house write my name in the snow and come tomorrow

you know that i'll be faded out

and all these little victories in letting you go, can we have one night off.

all the world is static-paused tonight so just come over, we'll have a slow christmas.

shed our bitter autumn at the door, don't think it over, we'll have a slow christmas.

a slow christmas.

we're tinsel tacked and winter drunk on house red

were falling down on towpath slush and then were falling in bed

we're tinsel tacked and ice picked and these cheap fairy lights always short out by spring

were falling down in summer parks and then were falling out.

are you thawing.

are you thawing tonight?

all the world is static-paused tonight so just come over.

shed our bitter autumn at the door, don't think it over.

grab his coat and go, i'll split the taxi, just come over, we'll have a slow christmas

a slow christmas.

also here is a (lazy) video. we had an awesome screenplay but then coldplay ripped us off pretty much shot for shot, so this'll have to do yis. fire and robots can be soothing.

thats two new snow songs in a row. normal summer sevice to be resumed next week.

HAPPY WINTERVAL EVERYONE

xx